August 31 - September 13, 2000
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Volume 2, Issue 19
August 31 - September 13, 2000 |
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E-mail: sirenchat@aol.com,
Dear Stephanie,
I am the kind of guy who likes to wait a
few dates before sleeping with someone,
but this new girl I am involved with is
either saving herself for marriage or she
is one hell of a prick tease. We have been
dating for over two months now and each
time it seems like we are going to finally
get it on, she suddenly has to leave or
sends me away. Her excuses are usually
good, but I get the feeling she might be
leading me on. Will I ever get laid?
--Blue Balls
Dear Blue Balls,
I am turning this over to the hot chick
panel. Since there are varying degrees of
holding out, I thought it might be helpful
for you to hear from girls who are easy to
the hard to get. Here is what a couple of
girls who give it up on the first date had
to say ... "He should just forget it. If she
hasn't fucked him by now, she never
will," and, "Maybe he is a lousy kisser
and she figures he will fuck the same
way."
Now from someone who waits a few dates, like yourself ... "He needs to be patient. Two months isn't really all that long. At least he knows she doesn't just jump into bed with every guy she dates."
And finally, the ice princess. A girl who rarely ever lets men get to third base ... "Good for her. Until a guy proves himself, why bother? Personally, I think the minute you give it to him he changes. I love to see guys going crazy with frustration."
This is what I think. She could be just scared, inexperienced or saving it. Or maybe she really likes you a lot and doesn't want to rush things. There could also be an exboyfriend still on her mind who hurt her badly. On the other hand, she may be just teasing you. Some girls get a kick out of being makeout queens and then take care of business later, ALONE. (I think I invented this one).
And, unfortunately, there is also the possibility that she is not physically attracted to you that way. Or that you have body odor and/ or bad breath. You see, Blue Balls, there are a million possibilities and the only sure way to know is to ask her.
Dear Stephanie,
I have an Internet boyfriend that just
recently gave me his phone number. We
have never met in person and I haven't
yet heard his voice. I would like to call
him up and tease the hell out of him with
some sexy words, but I am completely
naive as to what to say. Is there a certain
way to have phone sex? How do I start it?
I want to drive him so crazy that he wants
to see me in person.
--Speechless
Dear Speechless,
Assuming he is not a freak and you have
seen pictures of him and know he is not
15 and has all his teeth, here is a fool
proof plan...
Start by running a bath and just as you're about to step in, give him a call. Tell him you are naked and wet. Let him hear the water splashing around-- this will conjure sexy images in his mind. Tell him to get undressed and describe to you how he is taking off his clothes. Then tell him to run his hands up and down his body, and tell him you are doing the same. Describe to him what you are doing and how it feels. Ask him how his touching feels and how he is doing it. Breathe heavy, make noises. Get him right to the edge, to where you know he is ready to explode and then say...
"I'm turning into a prune. I really need to get out of this tub. Can I call you back?"
I guarantee he will be begging to see you. And when he does, tell him to bring his cell phone and tease him the entire drive to your house. The rest is up to you.
Next week ... The Power of Positive Teasing II: Another Trip to Cancun! Send all questions for Stephanie to sirenchat@ aol. com.