HARD ACHES AND DESPERATION

Dear Stephanie,
When I get aroused with my girlfriend my dick only seems to get half hard, but when I go out with other women my dick goes crazy and can fuck for hours on end, even without alcohol in my system. Do you think mentally I am just tired of the same old pussy every night or am I just paranoid?
P. S. You make my pants go crazy!
-- Nothing but a hard ache

Dear Nothing,
Paranoid about what? The fact that you are a cheater? So you're soft with your girlfriend, someone that you have become "tired of the same old pussy" with and you're rock hard with all these other women? Well, then my advice is simple, keep fucking new chicks every night. Don't ever see the same woman twice and enjoy your super erect dick and empty, shallow life. Oh, and yes, please break up with the girlfriend so that she has a chance to find a man who knows how to treat her.
P. S. Me and every other woman with a pussy and a pulse.

Dear Stephanie,
When I am with white women (I'm a black man) I seem to be able to perform longer in bed but when I'm with black women, well, let's just say I'm a 30 second brother. Is there something mentally going on here?
--Brotha Love

Dear Bro,
As far as I know, white poon is no different biologically than black, so I would say it could be mental thing. Or perhaps you are more turned on by black women.

Dear Stephanie,
I get extremely nervous around women. I have gotten close to having sex, but I back out (the closest I've gotten is her bra off). I am 30 years old but look younger for my age. I have often been told I could do some modeling (by my parents and some girlfriends) so I know it's not my looks holding me back. I am 5' 10", 165 lbs. How do I find the right woman to be patient with me, without embarrassing me by telling her friends?
--Desperate To Go Down

Dear Desperate,
If you're as hot as you say you are, you need to go out and find yourself an older woman to school you in the ways of love. Chances are an older woman won't giggle about you with her friends. Well, at least not as bad as my friends and I do! You'll need to get used to the idea of being a boytoy, because that's what you will be. And practice saying, "As you wish." It also wouldn't be a bad idea to learn how to hold your breath for long periods of time. And, if you are really hot, go ahead and send me a photo. Often with unusually gorgeous men, my patience level seems to rise. But I can't promise all my friends won't hear every gory detail.

Dear Stephanie,
I get turned on thinking about my husband with someone else while I watch and partly participate. Sometimes while we're in bed I talk dirty to him, telling him how I'm going to hire a woman to come in for him, then I proceed to say what she will do and I ask him what he's going to do to her. I really get excited thinking about it. I often wondered if I should or will I get too jealous?
--Confused

Dear Confused,
Sometimes a fantasy is better left as something that turns you on madly, but never actually happens. If just thinking about it gets you excited then it's already contributing to your sex life. Keep it that way. The reason why I say this is because your sentence asking "will I get too jealous" shows that you just might. The fact that you are considering jealousy means actually seeing him with this woman could ignite just that. I think threesomes are a wonderful thing, but personally, I feel they are better left for people who aren't in love and in a committed relationship. When you do it with someone you have been exclusive with for a while, very often it opens the door to infidelity. If it's something you still feel like you want to experiment with, then start slowly and take him to a private strip club and have a lady dance for the two of you while you touch each other. See how this makes you feel, and if it's turning you on and making you want more then maybe you could handle watching him be intimate with another woman.

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