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PICKUP SHOTSQuickie Movie Reviews 102 Dalmations [G 1h 34m] Did Disney learn nothing from the Herbie series? Starring: Glenn Close, Gerard Depardieu. Directed by: Kevin Lima. 13 Days [PG-13] Kevin Costner fights a bay of pigs. Starring: Kevin Costner, Bruce Greenwood, Steven Culp. Directed by: Roger Donaldson. All the Pretty Horses [PG-13 2h 15m] Cowboys go south of the border -- but it's not that kind of movie. Starring: Matt Damon, Henry Thomas, Penelope Cruz, Bruce Dern. Directed by: Billy Bob Thornton. The Amati Girls [PG 1h 31m] Four sis-ters and a mom. Starring: Mercedes Ruehl, Sean Young, Cloris Leachman. Directed by: Anne de Salvo. Antitrust [PG-13 2h] So, you're Bill Gates, you run the world -- what are you going to do now? Starring: Ryan Phillippe, Tim Robbins, Rachael Leigh Cook, Claire Forlani. Directed by: Peter Howitt. Best In Show [PG-13 1h 30m] Spinal Tap for dog shows. Starring: Christopher Guest, Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levy, Fred Willard. Directed by: Christopher Guest. Billy Elliot [R 1h 40m] Coal miner's son takes ballet lessons. Starring: Jamie Bell. Directed by: Stephen Daldry. Cast Away [PG-13 2h 23m] Tom Hanks gets left on an island by himself without $1 million. Starring: Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt, Nick Searcy. Directed by: Robert Zemeckis Charlie's Angels [PG-13 1h 30m] One big tease -- you mean they can't use guns and don't get naked? Puh-leeze. Starring: Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Bill Murray. Directed by: McG. Chocolat [PG-13 2h 1m] Sweet candy drives the French people wild. Starring: Johnny Depp, Juliette Binoche, Alfred Molina, Judi Dench. Directed by: Lasse Hallstrom. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon [PG-13 2h] The real star is choreographer Yuen Wo Ping. Starring: Chow Yun-Fat, Michelle Yeoh, Zhang Ziyi, Chang Chen. Directed by: Ang Lee. Double Take [PG-13 1h 28m] Still walk-ing in Eddie Murphy's footsteps. Starring: Eddie Griffin, Orlando Jones, Vivica A. Fox. Directed by: George Gallo. Dude Where's My Car? [PG-13] In the parking lot at the 7-11, pothead. Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott, Jennifer Garner. Directed by: Danny Leiner. Emperor's New Groove [G] An animated buddy comedy in South America? Again? Starring: David Spade, John Goodman, Eartha Kitt, Patrick Warburton. Directed by: Mark Dindal. The Family Man [PG-13 2h 10m] Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you married your high school sweetheart? Me neither. Starring: Nicholas Cage, Tea Leoni, Don Cheadle. Directed by: Brett Ratner. Finding Forrester [PG-13 2h 16m] Good Will Hunting, only this time with a much older teacher and a much blacker student. Starring: Sean Connery, Robert Brown, F. Murray Abraham, Anna Paquin. Directed by: Gus Van Sant. Hannibal [R] Will cops and serial killers ever learn to get along? Starring: Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore, Gary Oldman. Directed by: Ridley Scott. Hard Day's Night [NR 1h 25m] Fresh print on an old classic. Starring: The Beatles. Directed by: Richard Lester. How the Grinch Stole Christmas [PG 1h 42m] I wouldn't touch it with a 39 1/ 2 foot pole. Starring: Jim Carrey, Molly Shannon, Christine Baranski, Jeffrey Tambor. Directed by: Ron Howard. Meet the Parents [PG-13 1h 47m] Never marry a woman whose father is Robert DeNiro. Starring: Robert DeNiro, Ben Stiller, Teri Polo, Blythe Danner. Directed by: Jay Roach. Miss Congeniality [PG-13 1h 51m] Somebody please stop making fun of beauty pageants. We know. Starring: Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt, William Shatner. Directed by: Donald Petrie. O Brother, Where Art Thou? [PG-13 1h 45m] Homer's Odyssey gets re-told in the depression-era south? Starring: George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, Holly Hunter. Directed by: Joel Coen. The Pledge [R] Will cops and serial killers ever learn to get along? Starring: Jack Nicholson, Robin Wright Penn, Aaron Eckhart, Vanessa Redgrave. Directed by: Sean Penn. Proof of Life [R 2h 15m] Pesky hostages are always needing someone to come along and rescue them. Starring: Russell Crowe, Meg Ryan, David Morse. Directed by: Taylor Hackford. Quills [R 2h 3m] The Marquis de Sade's final days in the looney bin. Starring: Geoffrey Rush, Joaquin Phoenix, Kate Winslet, Michael Caine. Directed by: Philip Kaufman. Rugrats in Paris: The Movie [G 1h 45m] If the title doesn't explain the movie, nothing will. Starring: John Lithgow, Susan Sarandon. Directed by: Stig Bergguist, Paul Demeyer. Save the Last Dance [PG-13] Hey, teens, when life gets you down, just dance, dance, dance! Starring: Julia Stiles, Sean Patrick Thomas. Directed by: Thomas Carter. Saving Silverman A movie about the evils of getting married written by bitter single people. Starring: Jason Biggs, Jack Black, Amanda Peet, Steve Zahn. Directed by: Dennis Dugan. Shadow of the Vampire [R] Never cast an actual vampire as the lead in a vam-pire movie. Starring: John Malkovich, Willem Dafoe, Udo Kier, Cary Elwes. Directed by: E. Elias Merhige. Snatch [R] Relax Shane Company, people only steal diamonds in the movies. Starring: Brad Pitt, Benicio del Toro, Dennis Farina. Directed by: Guy "Madonna" Ritchie. State and Main [R 1h 46m] Hollywood meets Vermont, and Ben & Jerry leave town. Starring: William H. Macy, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Alec Baldwin, Sarah Jessica Parker. Directed by: David Mamet. Sugar & Spice [PG-13] A rollicking comedy about pregnant high school cheerleaders? Starring: Marley Shelton, James Marsden, Marla Sokoloff, Mena Suvari. Directed by: Francine McDougall. Traffic [R] The nature of the drug deal, as explained by beautiful people. Starring: Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Benicio Del Toro. Directed by: Steven Soderbergh. Valentine [R] Every holiday deserves a serial killer movie franchise. Starring: David Boreanaz, Denise Richards, Jessica Capshaw. Directed by: Jamie Blanks. Vertical Limit [PG-13 2h 4m] When will famous actors stop getting stuck up on K-2? Starring: Chris O'Donnell, Robin Tunney, Scott Glenn, Bill Paxton. Directed by: Martin Campbell. The Wedding Planner [PG-13] Slightly less annoying than The Bachelor, slightly more annoying than The Wedding Singer. Starring: Jennifer Lopez, Matthew McConaughey, Kevin Pollak. Directed by: Adam Schankman. Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000 [R 1h 49m] The title is the scariest part. Starring: Gerard Butler, Justine Waddell, Christopher Plummer, Jonny Lee Miller, Jeri Ryan. Directed by: Patrick Lussier. What Women Want [PG-13 2h 6m] Women want Mel Gibson? And all this time men thought it was Brad Pitt. Starring: Mel Gibson, Helen Hunt, Marisa Tomei, Mark Feuerstein. Directed by: Nancy Meyers. Unbreakable [PG-13 1h 47m] Bruce Willis is indestructible, as anyone who has sat through the Die Hard trilogy already knows. Starring: Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Robin Wright Penn, Spencer Treat Clark. Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan. You Can Count On Me [R 1h 49m] Unexpected houseguests make worlds go crazy. Starring: Mark Ruffalo, Laura Linney, Rory Culkin, Matthew Broderick. Directed by: Kenneth Lonergan. |