Patriarchy Sings the Blues

Hey everyone, remember this brilliant fellow?

Dear Stephanie,
I am sick of wimmen today. I think that most of them are deadbeat manipulative gold diggers. Not to mention all the hairy legged, semi-lesbian, feminist cult, dope taking, angry, future-child-support-queen-wannabes. In fact, they are a dime a dozen. Men want honest decent ladies who know how to make them feel good. Not a bunch of male bashing, new age con artists. It is so sick of them. And then they sit around and wonder where all the "good men are". Wimmen are the new abusers and yet men do not have any shelters to seek a safe-haven for themselves and their children against the deadbeat abusive manipulative users. It's so unfair. The feminist victim wannabe cults have brain washed the wimmen of our society and this conspiracy must be stopped. How will I ever find someone to marry and have children with?
--Patriarchy Blues

Here are just a few of the reactions I received about his uncanny insight into the female gender.

Dear Stephanie, I have no question, just a comment inspired by the man who wrote you under the name Patriarchy Blues. He has absolutely no clue about women today and it's no wonder he's searching for a wife because he is so pathetic he needs someone to make him feel as though he has a life.

I'm a very strong woman. Men are such wusses. They're all looking for momma replacements. My God, women who get married really need to have their heads checked. Living within the imprison-ment of marriage is about the worst state I can think of for a female, all dressed up in the aura of romance. Wow, they get to cook, clean and breed while their husbands have to get sucked off every time they take out the damn garbage. Don't know what I mean? How about if I give you a trinket that's worth say, $500, and in exchange for that you have to wash my stinky underdrawers till you die plus all sorts of other menial household duties? Wanna do it? Sounds insane doesn't it, especially when you put it down on paper!

I have sympathy only for those who have yet to come out of their stupor of being married and are so used to bad times that they think those are natural! Women who get married, and yes I was there once, do it because of societal pressures and expectations. Or, they feel this need to shoot out spawn.

All men are good for is sex. Haven't found one who has been a financial boon to me at all. But, that is the only circumstance where I would consider marriage ... if it would make me rich as hell. Otherwise, forget it.
--Disgusted by misogynists

Dear Stephanie,
The only kind of women Patriarchy Blues will ever attract are the ones who walk around with the words "Kick Me" printed on their foreheads and on their behinds. Women-hating men are the ones you see with the wives who think that without these bozos, they will not be able to function. He sounds like a catch as desirable as a dead old fish. Will he ever find someone to spend his life with, he asks? Only if all the women of the world get labotomys. Scares me to think of him standing at the altar!
--Just my humble opinion

Dear Stephanie,
I am a fan, but feel the need to tell you that I thought you were overly harsh to Patriarchy Blues. Can't you see that he is a man who has obviously been burned by gold-digging bitches? And there are plenty of them out there. It can make any man bitter. Although, he was less than subtle in his ravings, you had to see there was some truth to the fact that many women are just looking for a rich man to marry and then take him for all he has. One foot in the grave comes to mind. Maybe if there weren't women like that men would be a lot less bitter.
--Give the guy a break

Dear Stephanie,
A woman will overlook belching, farting, skid marks, slovenliness, etc. where a guy will look at a fairly attractive woman and say, "She's nice, but her thighs are in two time zones."
--What's wrong here?

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