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Volume 3, Issue 11
May 24 - June 6, 2001
MOVIE REVIEW
PEARL HARBOR
Growing up in The United States, I never felt another country could come in and invade us. The closest war my generation has experienced was the
sleepover we had about ten years ago
with Iraq (from what I hear it felt more
like a drill than a war). One thing is for
certain: as citizens, we are not losing any
sleep over the fact that some of us could
be drafted tomorrow for a war, or that a
country one twentieth our size could
come in and hand us ours, and leave. In
Pearl Harbor, director Michael Bay
brings us to a time when these thoughts
were a reality, and also takes us to the
dawn of how we became the superpower
we are today.
Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett star as
Rafe and Danny, two pals from Tennessee
whose lifelong dream has been to fly
fighter planes for our country. We first
catch them as kids, playing war games in
the backyard. We realize right away these
guys are more than friends; they're more
like brothers. In the military, Rafe is the
hotshot pilot and Danny plays the quiet,
shy buddy who is comfortable in the
shadows. During a physical, Rafe falls
for his nurse Evelyn, played by Kate
Beckinsale, and the two begin writing the
perfect nurse-meets-pilot love story.
Unfortunately for Evelyn, Rafe loves fly-ing
more than he loves her, and he
decides to join The Royal Air Force and
fight the Germans. During a mission,
Rafe is shot down and declared MIA. As
Evelyn and Danny mourn the loss of their
close friend, they accidentally fall for
each other. Not surprising anyone at all,
Rafe returns from his mission only to
learn his best friend stole his best girl.
This is a critical moment in the story
because as the love triangle unfolds, the
Japanese begin the assault on the island.
Do our heroes battle each other or do they
defend our country? They choose the latter
and we witness one of the greatest battles
ever depicted on film (it was shot
near real time).
The CGI effects are probably the best
ever slapped on celluloid. As we all
know, the effects can only take a film so
far. The love story works so well in this
film because it keeps the audience interested
in the characters and storyline,
rather than the explosions (the attack is
featured in the middle of the film, rather
than the end).
Personally, I feel that Ben Affleck is the
worst actor of our generation. He hasn't
learned how to say no to a script yet,
(Reindeer Games, Forces of Nature,
Phantoms) unlike his close pal Matt
Damon who uses his brain. Affleck has
redeemed himself in my eyes, as he does
a great job of filling the shoes of a hotshot
pilot. The other stars who should be rec-ognized
for their great work are actors
Alec Baldwin, who plays a sweaty has-been
pilot, and Jon Voight, who will
probably get another nod next February
for his portrayal of President Roosevelt.
Pearl Harbor in many ways plays out
like Titanic from a few years ago. Both
films are about a famous disaster and
both use a love story behind the destruction.
And just like James Cameron did a
few years ago, anticipate seeing Michael
Bay (Armageddon, The Rock) winning
his own Best Director trophy come
March. A
--Neal James
Movie Review
MOULIN ROUGE
If you say nothing else of Baz Luhrmann, you have to admit he has a distinct style. His movies emphasize bold colors, delight in anachronisms, and are
filled with over-the-top visuals.
His latest, Moulin Rouge, is no exception;
if anything, it emphasizes all these qualities.
For much of the movie, these techniques
work, but the scenes that fall short
are enough to drag the rest of the film
down with them. What could have been
entertaining surrealism all too quickly
becomes cartoonish absurdity within the
first 45 minutes, and the movie never
quite regains its momentum before
falling back on foolishness.
Without the problematic scenes, Moulin
Rouge is actually a very well made
movie. From before the movie starts
Luhrmann lets his audience know the
kind of film they are in for. An onscreen
curtain opens to display the Fox logo
while a man at the bottom of the screen
either conducts the theme music or has a
seizure; it's difficult to tell for sure. This
is followed by a rapid sweep over the
streets of Paris, using recent digital techniques
that contrast sharply with the
sepiatoned film stock.
The sepia tones quickly fade to
Luhrmann's trademark intense color
scheme for the remainder of the film. The
director uses this palate along with rapid
editing to effectively illustrate the extrav-agance
of the titular French nightclub.
When the movie's hero first enters the
Moulin Rouge, his wonderment is shown
not only in his facial expressions, but
with stylized camera movements and
edits, all set to a musical montage that
includes "Lady Marmalade" and "Smells
Like Teen Spirit".
The majority of the music, which is
strongly emphasized throughout the film,
is out of place in 1900 Paris. What makes
it work is that Luhrmann never pretends
to be telling a historically accurate story.
His characters happen to live at the end of
the 19th century and express themselves
with music for the last half of the 20th.
The fact that most of the music is performed
by bigname pop stars probably
solidifies Moulin Rouge as the MTV hit
of the summer. There are scenes in the
movie seems to exist solely to sell the
soundtrack.
The story of Moulin Rouge is a cliché a
beautiful woman must choose between
the poor man who loves her and the evil
rich man but Luhrmann does manage to
cast some doubt on how happily the
movie will end, keeping it from being too
predictable. He even comments on the
familiar storyline of the movie by paralleling
it with a play within the movie,
keeping the endings of both up in the air
until the final scenes.
Ewan McGregor, Nicole Kidman, and
Richard Roxburgh help this suspense
along with decent performances, but none
of them is at the top of their game here.
Oddly enough, the most entertaining
character in the film is John Leguizamo's
turn as Toulouse Lautrec, despite the fact
that his work as an artist is never men-tioned.
Again, all of this would be great if there
weren't those times when disbelief simply
cannot be suspended. Every now and
then a scene will pop up where the actors
ham it up a little too much, and they
aren't helped by the cartoon sound effects
that accent their actions. The absurdity of
these scenes really does ruin what would
otherwise be a very enjoyable movie,
making the experience of watching
Moulin Rouge unsatisfying.
C+
--Chris Ward
Movie Review
CHOPPER
I vaguely remember hearing in world history class that in the 18th century or something, England and Ireland shipped off a grip of their worst criminals and
their families to penal colonies in a then
largely uninhabited Australia. Ironic then,
perhaps, some 200 years later, career
criminal Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read
has become one of Australia's bestselling
authors ever and a celebrated cultural
icon.
In primarily and out of prison since
the age of 16, Read has emerged as an
Australian cult-figure. His charisma and
uncanny ability to tell a totally engrossing
story, combined with his outlandish
criminal endeavors he once held a court
judge hostage using blanks to help out a
friend who later stabbed him in prison
have propelled him to unlikely heights
for a man with his history. Out of prison
since of 1998, he has written nine
"Chopper" books embellished accounts
of his adventures in and out of prison.
Now, probably much to the chagrin of the
attention hungry Read, his exploits have
been surmised dramatically, using Read's
written accounts and police records, by
writer/ director Andrew Dominik, in the
new film, Chopper.
Chopper delivers a Read split down the
middle by his hasty, and often vicious,
actions and his deep emotional responses
to them. On one hand, Read is a burly,
heavily scarred, tattooed maniac who had
his own ears strategically cut off in
prison. On the other, he a confused boy,
who, while extremely violent, has real
issues with his actions. At the beginning
of the film, while in prison, he shivs a fellow
inmate repeatedly in the neck and
then, after a good cry, offers him an apology
and a cigarette while the man is flailing
about in a pool of his own blood. It is
this sort of behavior that makes Chopper
such an interesting character. Australian
stand-up comic, Eric Bana, plays chopper
here with frightening fluidity. A relative
newcomer to feature film, Bana has done
something truly remarkable.
I have a friend who does such a good Neil
Diamond impression at karaoke-night, that
it is as if, in reality, Neil Diamond is trying
to impersonate him. Much in the same
vein, I can't imagine the real Chopper
being any more captivating and charismatic
than Bana's interpretation ... trippy.
The film does a rich job of presenting
random bits of Read's sordid life in a
cogent and often unsettlingly heartfelt
manner. It's a good story.
"Never let the truth get in the way of a
good yarn," says Chopper at one point in
the film. Fucking A.
A
--Josh Tyson
DVD REPORT
THE BLOB (1958)
A meteorite plunges to Earth, disgorging the titular creature
a protoplasmic mass that is not only carnivorous, but seemingly indestructible as well. As the creature cruises about the night-shrouded town, con-suming
the unwary and growing larger and larger, two
teens attempt to warn the authorities, but hey, what do
they know? They're just teen-aged troublemakers,
right?
In the wake of Rebel Without A Cause, Hollywood was
falling all over itself to incorporate the new filmic fad
juvenile delinquents-- into their product. This cheeky
little independent film, while not the first to combine
teens and monsters, is easily the most enduring, due in
no small part to being filmed in color, and to its star,
some young fella named Steve McQueen, earnestly trying
to play a teen at 27 years of age.
This movie produced by then distributor Jack H.
Harris in collaboration with a firm that, to that point,
only produced short religious films had been turned
down by most of the majors, until Paramount picked it
up with an eye toward relegating it to the B position
under their big budget sci-fi thriller, I Married A
Monster From Outer Space. When The Blob tested
stronger in previews, it became an A-list film, playing
solo to packed houses, eventually becoming an icon;
when comedians use you as a punchline, you know you
have arrived.
There is the mandatory theatrical trailer, which is showing
its age, and unwittingly or not quotes the theme
song--" It creeps! It crawls!" And, like all publicity
after the film's first run, a closeup of McQueen is obviously
edited in with the inserted vocal: "Starring Steve
McQueen ... and a cast of talented young people!"
There are two commentary tracks one by producer
Jack Harris and film historian Bruce Eder; the other by
director Irvin S. Yeaworth Jr. and actor Robert Fields.
These worthies were obviously taped separately, and
the results edited together. They can nonetheless be
enragingly spotty, and almost never have anything to do
with what is occurring on screen at the moment. But
taken together, they do provide a fairly complete picture
of making a movie with nearly no budget ... at least
when they're not telling Steve McQueen tales.
The final extra "Blob-bilia!" is a collection of production
and publicity stills, and photos of the Wes Schank
Blob collection. Especially revealing are the forced perspective
miniatures, built especially for Blob manipulation
they look like non-Euclidian architecture when
shot from anything but their intended angle.
Any Criterion disc is worth at least a rental, and most
cinephiles have at least one or two on their shelves
those of us with a more macabre taste in their entertain-ment
can just be glad that Criterion has turned its eye to
material that can charitably be described as existing on
the fringe, if not in the ghetto, of cinema.
B
--Dr. Freex
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