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Volume 3, Issue 19
THE INTIMIDATION FACTOR
Siren Online The age old question once again begs to be answered. What do men really want? I know they claim to want it all. They say they want beautiful women who are intelligent, fun and wild nymphos in bed. Sound familiar? And yet the minute they have the pleasure of finding one of these treasures, most of them run as quickly as possible to the nearest emotional invalid with the spine of an amoeba. Is it really empowering to date non-challenging women? Or do you want to finally have the opportunity for physical, emotional and mental stimulation? Now, be careful what you wish for because this week I bring to you two such women. Both have had their fair share of scared men and failed romances. They are now putting their fate in my hands, and quite possibly into your hands as well. BACHELORETTE # 1 This beautiful girl is young, successful and self-confident. She is 5'5" with blond hair and big brown eyes. Hobbies: Travel, working-out, going out dancing and taking long walks with her dog. She is looking for a guy who takes care of himself, both physically and mentally, between the ages of 27 and 35. Her turn-ons are men who are confident, affectionate, romantic, honest, physically fit and financially stable. Also, red wine, good massages, bubble baths and seduction. Her turn-offs are smokers, game players, addictions, bad breath and liars. She hates it when a man doesn't try to get along with her friends and also men who are wishy-washy and don't know how to take charge in planning a date. While interviewing bachelorette #1, I learned that she has been going through quite a bad spell with the men she has been attracting. It seems no matter how exciting they seemed at first, there is always an issue that pops up and usually it's a sexual one. Did I say pops up? Maybe has trouble popping up would be a better way to say it. The stories range from guys who can't get it up to those who should be the stars of a movie called Done in 60 Seconds. Then there are the ones who "just can't seem to perform with a condom on." And let's not forget about the one with such a drinking problem that he passes out at the most inopportune times. Anyone out there think you can do any better? BACHELORETTE # 2 This sexy lady is intelligent, independent and a bit on the zany side. She is 5'7" with long brown hair and brown eyes. Hobbies: Snowboarding, SCUBA, bike riding, watching football and hockey and travel to other countries. She is looking for a handsome, witty and fun loving guy who knows how to handle an independent woman, between the ages of 28 and 38. Her turn-ons are men who are athletic, sexual reciprocators, movie buffs, young at heart and kind. Also, foot rubs, flowers, chocolate-covered strawberries and impromptu surprises. Her turn-offs are smokers, druggies and alcohol abusers, animal abusers, red necks and bigots, married scumbag cheaters, those who are unemployed and carless. Men who don't call the day after a sexual encounter and also those who say they are going to do something and don't. She also can't stand men who can't take a joke. Bachelorette #2 has an issue with the personalities of her recent encounters. One of them turned out to be a mumbler. She found that every other word coming out of her mouth was "Huh?" She was origionally attracted to him because of his offbeat eyeglasses and mysterious nature. One week later she found out the only mystery was what he is trying to communicate, and that he had an appointment for Lasik so he can "get rid of the glasses once and for all!" Her other interest was completely unavailable emotionally, and claimed to be studying for some pie-in-the-sky test that he is probably at this moment still struggling to be prepared for, months later! He told her if he passes the test he will earn a bunch of letters after his name. Here's a few to try on. A.S.S.H.O.L.E. So there it is, the adventures and misadventures of two hot, smart and single women. If you would like to have a blind date with one of these ladies and you think you fit their requirements, send a photo and descriptive e-mail to denvergirlfriend@ aol. com. Please put in the subject line which bachelorette you are interested in and good luck! You might need it. Send questions about your love and sex life to Stephanie at sirenweb@aol.com. by stephanie glenn 
Bachelorette #1 is on the left. Bachelorette #2 is on the right. Decisions, decisions. |