Volume 3, Issue 20
September 27 - October 10, 2001

THE INTIMIDATION FACTOR

Dear Steph,

I just recently broke up with my girlfriend after five years of living together, so now I'm living alone and am on the prowl. But as you know, when a man is on the rebound and is let's say, dying to get laid, it's like he has a neon sign on his forehead that says "DESPERATE." So needing a little indulgence, I broke down and got an online subscription to Scandinavian Erotica (super fast Real Time porn feeds). It was expensive compared to a Barely Legal mag, but a little more fun. In your article "A girl and her toys" you said, "Look at it this way. When you stock up on condoms, what happens? You got it: you never get laid again. As sad as it is, perhaps the same thing will happen when we stock up on sex toys. Suddenly we will have so much of the real thing, we won't need the toys!" Brilliant observation! The very day I got the subscription, my life became a sexual circus! I picked up two 21-and-22- year-old raver girls and fucked the both of them for 14 hours! Staggering into my first day at a new job sore, just to meet a 20 year old, who came home with me that night! In two weeks I have fucked six girls, all young.(I'm 33, but look 20 -and obviously love young girls) so nonetheless, I haven't had much time to sit in front of the computer and pull myself off. Like a trophy I'm so proud of, I walk around town smelling like pussy! Your articles are always entertaining, and you're obviously very beautiful. I would shake in your clutches! --Drenched with the real thing

Dear Drenched,

So glad to hear my philosophy works for others, as well. I will have you know that as soon as I bought all those sex toys I met an amazing guy. So all those toys are still happily sealed in their packaging. I don't dare return them, however, that would provoke an immense jinx to my incredible situation! And you make sure to keep buying that porn and visiting those sites, otherwise you could go down to only a few pussies a week and then the local STD clinic may suffer from revenue loss. That would be a shame.

Dear Stephanie,

I loved your article on sex toy shopping and I have a question for you. My husband and I have been married for 12 years. We have four great kids, all born in the first six years of marriage. Sex has never been a problem, but now I want to add a little something into the relationship -sex toys. Any advice on how best to introduce toys without making my husband feel as though he's not doing his part? Any suggestions about what type we should try? --First timer

Dear First timer,

I would suggest to him that the two of you go toy shopping together. Most men would be excited by this, but make sure to give him the typical disclaimer.... "This is only to spice up our sex, it has nothing to do with your size or performance, I swear!" And don't just pick out things for yourself. Perhaps there is something he has been wanting to try. Get him to talk about his fantasies and experiment. Also, when you two are finally back at home and using the new devices, make sure and compliment him on how well he, umm, administers said objects, instead of how amazing said objects feel. Let him know that they pale in comparison to him, but that the idea of the experimentation is what really excites you.

As far as what types of toys you should try, there are quite a few devices that are made for the two of you to use together. Here are a couple of my favorites....

--Try a sexy LOVE SWING. This fun toy hooks into the ceiling and offers endless possibilities for hot and inventive positions. You can spin your partner 360°. The elastic spring energy means faster and/or deeper penetration. Adjustable straps provide different angles of entry. Stand, sit or squat-- it's your choice!

--There are several types of cock rings with attachable vibrators that are really fun to use. The cock ring keeps him super hard and the vibrator does quite a number on your clit. Can you say zero to orgasm in 60 seconds?

The important thing is to be open to anything and afraid of nothing!

Here are some great places to go with him in the Denver area..... 1. Pandora's Toy Box, 528 South Broadway. This place is the poshest of them all and the most women friendly. You will feel seductive just walking in the doors and they sell a lot more than just toys. Lingerie, candles, lotions and much more! 2. Fascinations, 4111 East Virginia. Huge place with incredible variety and lots of sexy lingerie. They have movies, mags and loads of other novelties. 3. Falcon adult books and videos, 12190 West 44th Ave.. This is the bare bones, hot and spicy sex emporium. You'll find some of the best variety and lower prices.

Your choices are endless!